Tom DeLay's mail bag has been containing a whole lotta this lately:
Dear Tom,Poor Tom DeLay, out of the power chair, and running out of cash in his legal defense slush fund. Where are all those
Sorry I can't give to your defense fund. But I...erm..lost my check book, yeah, that's the ticket.
Person Who No Longer Has to Kiss Your Ass
Now That You No Longer Hold the Hammer
(Hat tip to reader aarrgghh for the story link.)