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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Rain Man

Dear Glen,

Until the fundies back off the anti-science crusade and allow us to start cloning CIA agents whole hog to be released from their incubators fully formed with no personal history at the time they are deployed under deep cover, the United States will be forced to use real people who have inconveniently been saddled with real names and real lives.

Tragically, they will still have to drive themselves to work.

Yours truly,
The Masters of the Bleeding Fucking Obvious