United Church of Christ welcomes SpongeBob
Randy Varcho/UCC Photo
"Absolutely, the UCC extends an unequivocal welcome to SpongeBob," said Rev. John H. Thomas, the UCC's general minister and president. "Jesus didn't turn people away. Neither do we."
Thus ends SpongeBob's dark night of the soul after he was outed earlier this week by serial media clown James Dobson. Rumor has it SpongeBob had not come out to his family yet, and was subsequently denied participation in their celebration of Mawlid an-Nabi later this year.
(Thanks to Mike Lepo for the tip)
posted by Jane Hamsher @ 1/28/2005 01:40:00 PM
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